mcdolands:

Me: “dad am i adopted?”
Dad:no, ur David. why woud anyone name you ‘Adopted’? even if we wanted to, ur name was alredy David when we adopted you

okdoufingerurself:

Dentist: do you smoke?
Me: why you Tryna light up?

cactusjungle:

Echeveria “Lola” is pretty. Such a pretty #succulent
phuckindope:

Phuckindope.tumblr.com
spookiestbackslider:

okcupid gets it
enemaroberts:
colorfulgradients:

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